Life In Spades

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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who-:

Ocean Atlas. Huge Underwater Sculpture in Nassua, Bahamas 

Installed at the beginning of October, Ocean Atlas is the latest underwater sculpture by Jason deCaires Taylor. It depicts a young local Bahamian girl holding up the ceiling of the ocean. During low tide, the water will reflect a mirror image of the sculpture on the underside of the sea’s surface.

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

I knew there was some childhood influence for why I love cock in the morning.

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"