Life In Spades

jstanothergal:

Dear Orlando I LOVE YOU

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
akunohomu:

Artist: ぎぇうす
Translator at Danbooru: Nazdrovie

akunohomu:

Artist: ぎぇうす

Translator at Danbooru: Nazdrovie

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????
Anonymous

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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